stoner quotes and sayings

Roll it. Light it.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Control the coughing.
Big happy smiles, boys!
Hold your tummies in.
OK, all together now...
Breathe deep.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one.
Exhale. Stop that coughing.
Big smiles. Look happy, boys!
Release the tension.
Now you've done it!
You're stoned -- on dope.
OK, let's take it from the top.
Chests out. Tummies in.
Breathe together now.
Inhale. Hold it.
And three -- and two -- and one!